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Seven Reasons Kroger Sucked Last Night
I did it. I got lazy. I wanted a snack and the Kroger is just 3 blocks from my house. I had been avoiding it except for household goods – paper towels, detergent, etc – and even going to Target for...
View ArticleFive Reasons to Avoid Zombie Kroger
Leave it to me to sell my house, three blocks from Ghetto Kroger, and move into a place three blocks from Zombie Kroger. Why do I call it Zombie Kroger, you ask (I know you asked, so don’t pull that “I...
View ArticleSorting Out the Whole Kroger Situation
I’ve been seeing a lot of you ask on Twitter, “Where the hell is Zombie Kroger and why is it called that?” By “a lot,” I mean like three people I sorta know but have never met. So, I figured I should...
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